BUBBLEGUM BITCH!!♢♡❖ ᵃᵖ

rottenbarbie:

WHAT?...you were just… Thinking you can have a HAPPY FAMILY and coach little leagues, and make car payments? NORMAL’S a setting on the dryer. People like US, we don’t GET normal. 


WHAT?...you were just… Thinking you can have a HAPPY FAMILY and coach little leagues, and make car payments? NORMAL’S a setting on the dryer. People like US, we don’t GET normal. 


                                         I CHEW you up and I’ll SPIT you out
                                  ‘Cause that’s what young LOVE is all about
                                      So pull me closer and KISS me HARD
                                      I’m gonna POP! your bubblegum heart..

                                 I’M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH!


calledmj:

                          “..Why are YOU here? You don’t even have detention.”
                             "Oh, I know, I just like to SKETCH people in CRISIS.


noheather:

Dear Diary:

I want to KILL, and you have to believe it’s for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. You have to BELIEVE ME.

Oh Christ, I can’t explain it, but I’m allowed an understanding that my parents and these Remington University ASSHOLES have chosen to ignore. I understand that I must STOP HEATHER.

Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of SWATCH DOGS and DIET COKE HEADS. Killing Heather would be like offing The Wicked Witch of The West. Wait, East. West!  GOD, I sound like a FUCKING PSYCO!

Tomorrow I’ll be kissing her aerobicized ASS, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am FREE.❞


noheather:

Dear Diary:

I want to KILL, and you have to believe it’s for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. You have to BELIEVE ME.

Oh Christ, I can’t explain it, but I’m allowed an understanding that my parents and these Remington University ASSHOLES have chosen to ignore. I understand that I must STOP HEATHER.

Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of SWATCH DOGS and DIET COKE HEADS. Killing Heather would be like offing The Wicked Witch of The West. Wait, East. West!  GOD, I sound like a FUCKING PSYCO!

Tomorrow I’ll be kissing her aerobicized ASS, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am FREE.❞


                                                 She’s HELL on HEELS!! 


                                    Got a figure like a PIN-UP,  Got a figure like a DOLL
                                                    Don’t care if you think I’m dumb
                                                               I don’t care at all
                                          Candy bear, SWEETIE pie, I wanna be adored
                                                            I’m the girl you’d DIE for


rottenbarbie:

                                   HANG up the CHICK HABIT, Hang it up, DADDY,
                                                 Or you’ll be alone in a quick
                                  Hang up the CHICK HABIT, Hang it up, DADDY,
                                                Or you’ll NEVER get another fix

                       I’M telling you it’s not a TRICK, Pay attention, don’t be THICK
                                                  Or you’re liable to get LICKED

                      You’re gonna see the reason WHY, When they’re spitting in your EYE
                                                They’ll be SPITTING in your EYE 


                                   HANG up the CHICK HABIT, Hang it up, DADDY,
                                                 Or you’ll be alone in a quick
                                  Hang up the CHICK HABIT, Hang it up, DADDY,
                                                Or you’ll NEVER get another fix

                       I’M telling you it’s not a TRICK, Pay attention, don’t be THICK
                                                  Or you’re liable to get LICKED

                      You’re gonna see the reason WHY, When they’re spitting in your EYE
                                                They’ll be SPITTING in your EYE 


th.